Kelly Gaines's French friend, who would often mock Woody with the phrase "I'm going to steal your girlfriend!". Kelly repetitively tried to convince Woody that Henri was merely joking, but it was later revealed that he wasn't joking, and that he did indeed intend to steal Kelly away.

Henri first appeared in Season 9 when Kelly got back from France and brought Henri along with her.

Henri and Sam were good friends, until the final season, when Henri challenged Sam to a contest; whoever got the most phone numbers of women by midnight would be 'acknowledged as the world's greatest ladies' man'. Henri ended up winning by just one point, only to have Sam walk out with three more women.

Henri was portrayed by Anthony Cistaro.